After Newton watched tamil movies

Once Father of physics, Newton made a visit to earth to watch a movie.

He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and
apologized for everything he had done. Especially after watching movies of
Vijayakanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Vijayakanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth
is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his
ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.

Long Live Vijayakanth!!!!!!!!!!!

2) In one of the movies, Vijayakanth is confronted by 3 gangsters.
Vijayakanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does……. He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..
& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one………

3) Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but he
got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? Nah! Not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang… And the gangster dies….

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he
decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and
thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t
changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Read on…

Vijayakanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Vijayakanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of
those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Vijayakanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax Newton is smiling since
it is virtually impossible). Vijayakanth suddenly pulls two guns from is
pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun
has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain
is dead.

Newton faints!!!!!

Ragzz

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